Here’s where I know my liberal brothers are frustrated:

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

Likely explanations:

Stupid corporate overlords with their high-priced lawyers don’t have to follow the peasants’ laws, apparently.

You become a retard-ant.

Seems like the Rams would be perfect fit for FitzHarvard. Jeff Fisher refusing to blame his QB no better how poorly he plays + Fitz busting out a couple five-interception games = one hell of a fun press conference!

Was the shit spread out on the bread, or was it an unbroken log? If it’s an unbroken log, then why even go with the 2 pieces of bread instead of a bun? Madness. You wouldn’t eat a hot dog that way.

Although I appreciate the Raiders’ team getting together to give an object lesson in how “zero tolerance policies” inevitably play out, this was a bit too on the nose.

Don’t ask how they got it in.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

Colorblind Punter Can’t See Opponent, What He Does Next Will Shock You

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

Bloody pulp? Dude looks like he took a shot to the eye and not much else.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.