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That picture sold me on the validity of this story. I can say with near certainty that that is in fact a wallet, and that is in fact a Marshawn Lynch jersey.

Cool. My favorite though is still the underground version of NYC that would be atom bomb proof.

I like Father Tom.

Father Tom probably laughed his ass off.

I didn't realize we were in the year 20,014 A.D.

HE'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!

Because they were using hype around the trailer to get people to watch "Agents of Shield".

Nah I'm just dumb sober! (But...might get into it tonight.)

haha yeah I screwed up. All 50 states are on there now.

Now playing

I'm partial to "Goddamnit, Donald!" myself.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

Just okay. Had a salad for lunch.

hi nick how's your day going

Matt, you're the best

This seemed weird to me until I realized I walked vertically and slept horizontally.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

Which will be implemented by having an app working all the time to detect your thumb, wasting battery in the process.

I like this better: