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What if the Tesla likes the thick girls? It doesn’t know any better. It was seeing that washing machine and was like, ‘look at the ultrasonic signature of dat ass!’ ‘She’s got a booty like that fire truck I tried to get on earlier! Stupid cockblocking forward radar!’ Tesla just wants some of that laundry robot S3X!

There is a red biplane that takes off from Van Nuys, so keep an eye out for that one.

Having worked at dealers for over 12 years, I can tell you that no one cares about what your license plate frame says.  Thanks for coming in.  We appreciate your patronage.   Don't be a dick to your service advisor.

Oh no. That’s not a Trump move. To Trump means to trump. If you fail, return with a hammer blow. That video from Fox there, is the trump. A reality show of immigrants being wrestled and beaten in the dirt. It’s like hunting, but with something rednecks hate - immigrants. A wet dream for white supremacists.   We are

Not a scoop than.   More of a bulge

That’s for fancy rich people. The eMachines eOne was the knock off Apple for the masses

Yes.   I’m Polish and have successfully operated all three models including a P100D Luda

Jeep has you covered, even on laundry days. There was a Dragon Edition.

Obviously in that case you would have to kill the animal. My issue is with people who couldn’t be bothered to stop when it’s safe to do so.

Hopefully someone won’t touch the brakes for you either.

Animal cruelty isn’t funny.  This is disgusting.

You can set readiness on this engine without ever leaving your driveway. The factory scan tool or Vag Com will run the ‘basic settings’ to set each monitor.

I worked for two dealerships and later for corporate. Their solutions to fault assertion by control units are usually to adjust parameters so the problem is ignored. Engine is misfiring on cold startup? Just have it ignore misfires for the first few seconds. Low oil pressure on startup? Just disable the low oil

As a former Audi employee, i wish i could be surprised.   Worst scum on earth.

Like a verbal command to brick the phone “Go Google Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Justin Bieber shit a pineapple”

I think this is what they meant by a 'a very defined population'.  Can't you see that FCA is trying to help?!

I wonder how much the job is going to pay. Technicians usually are the ones getting screwed on campaigns.

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A relatively small generator can easily provide the 120kW for a Tesla supercharger. Here’s a video from what appears to be the former battery swap station behind the Shell at Harris Ranch. They are supercharging multiple vehicles from a generator.

Not even close.  It's still going to be a while before we see the basement.

I would take Angeles Forest Hwy to work when the freeway was backed up. Great fun in the summer, but in the winter it would still be dark in the mornings, foggy, and the snow-melt runoff would freeze near top. Driving that in an Evo on bald track tires was ass clenching scary. All i was thinking was ‘if i understeer