Yup. Still not going next gen til they make some real next gen games...

Here ya go!

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

Love Roach, except the part where you ride him.

I’m sorry but Roach can go die and rot in a ditch. He’s the shittiest horse I’ve ever had in a game of alltime. He fucks up horse races, randomly stops for no reason, regularly decides to stop following the path, goes into a dead stop after touching anything at all, and frequently randomly decides to get in my way…

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

No. No one should play this game. Go out and buy a real MMO that’s not just a skeleton trying to milk you for money to get the “complete” game.

You know the answer, don’t be a dewshbag!

That’s a commonly used euphemism for sex around these parts. “Hey babe, what say we go break the penis off the pony statue?”

Oh god, THPS had the BEST soundtracks. That’s how I first discovered Del the Funky Homosapien!

Yahoo News (via tipster Pyke) and Famitsu report that Dragon Ball creator Akira Toriyama will be handling the new anime’s story.

....Well played.

So you didn’t see any black ops going on? Hmmm I wonder why?

Forgive my ignorance here, but none of those ops looked particularly black. Seems like they were running around in broad daylight loudly and obviously blowing things up.

Why? As far as I can remember the anime followed the manga pretty closely.

I don't know but I feel like I just saw Jesus or something

Was anybody else seriously let down by these? I thought fatalities were supposed to be some cool, over-the-top expression of a particular character. Or at least, they’re obviously meant to be a defining point of MK as a series/the subject of 99% of its hype pre-release. This video makes it look like you just get a ton…

The Goro Lives stream is going on now.

PRESS A TO SMOOCH. PRESS B TO SMOOCH.