I think we could be friends. A+

and this right here is why I tolerate no bullshit from my children.

that chapped my ass so hard.

thank you, I also have hardwood and wool. I have been thinking of one for a while but they cost so much, I'm afraid it won't work.

does anyone have a roomba? I keep wondering if it's worth it, I have four cats and three children under five. I have an excellent vacuum, a Miele, but be real, I only have time to vacuum twice a week.

i love you best of all. My children were hellacious today and now between Sausages On Parade and wee kittens, I'm feeling A+

I'm pretty sure that what this needs is a split screen with select Showgirls scenes. Or maybe just Nomi photoshopped in. Either way, AMIRITE?

he saw the title and asked if it was going to be a bunch of flying sausages... And then it was!

apparently it's called Disrobics and my one minute Nancy Drew sleuthing says it's a trailer for a movie aimed at gay viewers.

well, they are clearly dancing toward a camera, and so it must have been made for VHS. It's almost 30 years old, so they must all be in their 50s and 60s.

I am weeping. I need to know more. Is it an audition? Is it like...Chippendales? Is it porn? So many questions. They weren't all chosen for dancing skill... or penis size. Maybe they were all the ones willing to get naked for a VHS tutorial on stripping? IDK but so many unanswered questions.

personally I was singing Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.

This is funnier every time I watch it.

I cannot WAIT to show this to my husband.

I'm dying x 10000. OMG.

Don't worry, we are cooking with bacon fat as I speak.

true. Noooooooo.

I envisioned some creepy skinned animal pics that said " also valued for their hide". Or some such wretchedness.

if I had to pick a charity I thought would accept it, I'd pick PETA.

I wanna fuck you like an animal.