I'm a friend to all nuts. Ha.

Cooks illustrated has a homemade recipe for it, I believe it's in the NPR archives. Whole Foods also sells a much better quality hazelnut paste.

Nutella is gross. You can buy much better quality brands. Bleck.

I want to say she's beautiful and I'm glad she can have fun with her body, but I cannot because her eyes are freaking me the hell out.

hold UP. Lesbians are better lovers? Next you'll tell me Fox News is biased.

I read this last night and the ranch- jizz tea is still haunting me. Like, did they drink it with lumps of ranch like bubble tea? Did they stir it in?

I will remember, thank you.

I looked because I have two sons and I can absolutely see them doing some bullshit like that.

It's ok. No gore. Just no...dong.

Right?!

This is an appropriate time for me to say that yesterday I realized the principals name is "Mr Bell-Ding" that cannot be an accident, right? I actually called my sister with that earth shattering revelation.

when I started work at Showboat, I had to watch all these videos on food safety and blood born pathogens, etc. It was me and maybe four women who only spoke Spanish. Because they" watched "it and therefore were trained. I was spanglishing it up for three damn days.

If I see one more old white dude try and spin this I'm going to throw up.

I had a pet rabbit, I could never eat one. But I don't care if Whole Foods carries them.

fuck this week. Yes.

Fuck those fuckers. FUCK THEM.

I'm making " sucked a lemon" face.

I hope this is read and remembered. Nothing can atone for his murder, or the indignity of him laying in the street, nothing. Especially not some half assed peace offering.

if you're interested, you should check out the website for The Prudent Homemaker, she feeds her family for .40 per person per day.

they are B.A. The recipe is from Cooks Illustrated. Mmmm.