*an editor.

I mean...

Cyril: How come you know Portuguese?
Krieger: Because I grew up in Braz…istol…County…Rhode Island…Lot of Portuguese in Rhode Island.
Cyril: Where you’re from.
Krieger: Born and raised.
Cyril: Uh-huh. What’s the state capital?
Krieger: Of?
Cyril: Rhode Island!
Krieger: …Dallas?

One puff makes you better, and many make you bawl.

Stupid sexy Geralt...

I will never tire of this GIF.

No Q! Change the child back!

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

“This is like the 1990s called and wants its vulnerable redirect script back,” said Adriel Desautels, founder of the penetration testing firm Netragard.

Ah, yes. North America, that noted historical “homeland” of white people...

You’re talking about nacelles and all I can think of is

Because he’s good and funny and also didn’t infantilise Trump* in the run up to the election.

This comment thread is depressing as fuck.

I dont have enough to say because Fake Kaz already said it best

This was one of the first things I did after my daughter picked out her favorite stuffed animal. Bought a backup.

“So, do you think this suit is loud enough to make the airport employees avert their eyes so they don’t notice I shouldn’t be on a flight to Russia?”

Why could Cohen have not come up with a better faux name for the settlement agreements? Hugh Johnson? Dirk Diggler? N. George Member? Rawling Dogg?

I very much don’t care which one we pick, I would just like to pick one and stick with it. It’s the change over that drives me crazy.

She doesn’t show up until the second book, but she shows up in the first season which was a master stroke in my opinion. You want a reason to watch The Expanse? You only need one: Chrisjen FUCKING Avasarala