"We were paid enough to live, eat, and train... And nothing more. We went out on the field where we were broken down physically and mentally every day"....

Sounds a lot like the military except your final goal was a lot less admirable....pussy.

He should have gone to barber school.

Wow! That was an unnecesarily long piece.

Austin scored a 4 on the Wonderlic.

You're long winded as fuck.

Hah! A Jimmy Clausen sighting.

He would have died of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

Tate isn't even stupid. 29 on the Wonderlic. He's just a dick I guess.

I asked her if she was impressed with the choreography. Her response, "My high school could have done that. They obviously can't play and dance at the same time."

People from the Ohio are pretty talented.

Showed this and Michael Jackson maneuvers to my co-worker. She was in Grambling State's band.
Her response, "White bands" (with an eye roll). I assume she wasn't impressed.

Not sure, but it looks like the soccer line is a little closer to the track on that side of the field. Football line seems to be the same as the soccer line on the far side, but I notice the bench comes running form behind that 2nd line to celebrate on the near side once the game was over.

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We are really going to have to do a lot to meet the October 21, 2015 deadline for the flying skateboards.

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You lost that fight. Time to move on.

An enormous pigeon trap....a benefit I hadn't even thought of.

You had me at Lesbian Porn.

He prolly won't break his collar bone.