I’m not cynical I just fucking loathe 12 step evangelists.

Not an ounce of sympathy for you Scottie. Go to bed with dogs, get up with fleas.

Exactly. And the requirements to be a chemical dependency counselor consist of being a self righteous dry drunk and to spread propaganda about 12 step programs.

Andy Dalton is a disgrace to his fellow gingers.

I received a DUI halloween night of my senior year. The judge actually believed I would learn something from alcohol education classes. He was mistaken.

Travis Kelce: would bang.

I’m sure republican thoughts and prayers are in store for Rex Burkhead.

feel free to keep losing LA.

Verrit agrees.

that is one of the funniest things i’ve read in a while. People are craaaazy.

I wonder what he looks like when he takes his person suit off?

This family is so fucking repellent.

Doesn’t he have to go back to the magical treehouse for sentencing? He has been a very bad elf.

I like that. His children, Pence, and Mother have to go too.

Dollar store Eva Peron knows better than to have something as disgraceful as an opinion. She doesn’t have room in her cheeto stained mouth.

I want him to be the first president sent to the moon. One way ticket.

So when people tell me that the silver lining to Butternut Barf Splat is more people are paying attention to politics than ever, I want them to tell that to the families being ripped apart by this motherfucker, and let me know what color the fucking lining is now.

Nothing to add besides a Dr Strangleove gif, my terror, and I’m going to be smoking prodigious amounts of weed in the meantime.

Nancy Pelosi needs to get gone!

tip your server because the weed I need to cope with the general public is vital.