Buy a brand new AMG Mercedes. Send it to Henrik Fisker for rebodying the car into something far less vanilla and way more batshit. Wait 5 years: deprication curve is beat because Coachbuilt body, sell it at 300% value at Barrett-Jackson

NP as its a possible autocross weapon with lots of money

A 600 dollar E30 between six high schoolers to make a drift car out of it. I got sick of the project and started turning some people against the person who spent some of the money on personal items. It’s broken now, no more stress!

Looks like a Chevy Cruze, Chrysler 200, and a Nissan Quest børked each other in a massive 3 way

If you have the optional Navigation system, there should be a SD card will all the data. Is it read protected or can one copy it at will and upload the data on the pirate bay?

Doug, Sonoma drift at Sonoma/Sears Point/Infineon Raceway. YOU HAVE TO COME SLAY THOSE 240SXs WITH ASTON POWER

Uh...herpes?

That day was super baller....my friend told me stories of him drag racing electronic skateboards at C&C

Ok, anyone who brings a lawn chair for their own car at a Cars and Coffee has serious issues

Us plebeian Bay Area residents have to see the idiotically smug license plates on those stupid Model S’s. Now that that there are new “black vintage” plates, they will never end because old combinations are coming back with bad puns on Kilowatts and gas. I haven’t met a Tesla driver, but I had an asshole of a Chem…

The insurance is going to be catastrophically high because every civic bro will want that engine in his car, and the engine will come off a stolen car.

Bicycle Repair Man (from Monty Python). Because Superman definitely doesn't know jack about chains or mechanical apparatus.

Yeah, but with Lotus you get the older strains that have been roided to its maximum.

I wonder if Motorola originally conceived that all aftermarket stereos would evolve to LED orange lit hell storm head units?

Nope, Elite Motor cars, and it's a black, not a DTM

SF Bay Area for sure. There's a exotic cars dealer near me that had a AMG CLK-DTM for sale as well as many things. Oh yeah, our cars and coffee events are baller because of so many deprecated classics.

17 years? The guy is a young mother fucker! How did one get a aerospace designing job this early?

Chrysler LeBaron, and must be owned by John Voight.

Orlove, you should have gotten a hookup for the failed inspection tests! (full disclosure, I looked up the Carfax of the ES300 With the license plate....)

This car is honestly crappy...driving a 4 banger Camry is no different. The most linear turbo engine. And I was driving the “F Sport” in Sport mode.