These are biggies. The judge thing was completely insane. The name-calling of Senator Warren is “just” his daily racist banter.

I know. I just got tires this week. So mad.

Exactly, horribly correct. See: 45 in Phoenix re-reading his post-Charlottesville statements and leaving out the “many sides, many sides” comment. 

This is priceless.

HFS. Hysterical. Oh geez.

I wonder what the limits are. Like straight-up heckling? Dunk tank? Costume choices?

So the Saudis gave 45 two t-shirts, a hoodie, and a baseball hat? I would like to see these please. I call “cultural appropriation” on that shit right there.

I can’t get enough of this. I want to project it on the side of a 20 story building. Make a t-shirt of his weeping face. Dress up as a cowering, crying neo-Nazi for Halloween with Chelsea Manning kicking me in my costume nuts. Like really, that would be a “fun” couple costume.

Oh my. This is delicious. This video is so, so great. I feel like this may be the first time in days that I have smiled. Cry, cry, cry.

Thank you for this clarification.

I could be wrong but I don’t think it’s considered “doxxing” when racist terrorists are committing their crimes in a goddamn parking garage on full display. It’s patriotic.

No he does not.

I think it would be the best of all outcomes if 45 fires Sessions. We get rid of Sessions and 45 - somehow! - looks like even more of an asshole to core members of his base.

Death Panels!

It’s really to charge the family a few hundred thousand dollars running tests and using experimental therapies to prove that a capitalist healthcare system is sooooo much better than NHS. U!S!A!

Right?! How old are you? I don’t even think stereotypical douchebags say this anymore!

I said to someone this week: What would 45 consider a successful presidency? Net worth? Getting the Russian mafia off his back? Throw in a war for Tough Guy points?

I was wondering why I’ve been exhausted since January. So many victory laps. I’m constantly winded.

I’m relieved there is no audio because I might vomit if I heard MLK’s words in that goddamned voice of his.

I love this video so much that I am going to dress up as characters from it for Halloween.