Eh, I've seen worse.

One thing I've learned by reading the comments is do not ever fuck with guacamole.

I’m probably about as white as one can be and I’m totally baffled. But maybe it’s a southern white thing?

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLOOOOUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Right? I didn’t buy all these marshmallows for nothing, dammit.

huh?

Not nearly enough glitter

I love all animals, period. More than humans. I’m that person who will find the animal in another person’s house - be it cat, dog, bird, rodent, reptile, etc. - and plop myself next to it for the duration. Thankfully, I married a man just like me in that respect and cares not a whit if people think he’s a weird cat…

Thanks! :-) I’ll try - that wedding was in 1998, but I think I know where I still have the proofs.

That’s gorgeous! Looks very retro, ‘20s/’30s

I watch the show and just don’t understand why every wedding dress is now sleeveless/strapless. First of all it’s boring, and second, not everyone looks nice in that style (me included). My first wedding I wore my mom’s 1960 wedding dress- tea length, 3/4 sleeves, square neckline, silk brocade. It was simple, elegant…

The older I get, and the more stories like this I see, I am more convinced there is no god.

Totally agree. I’m not quite on board with her humor, but when she says stuff like this it’s nail, meet head.

Given that most brides and grooms pay for their own weddings nowadays, and most marriages end up in divorce - why do people still go over the top with weddings? My first wedding was a big affair and a few years later we were divorced. All that money spent for what? Fast forward a few years when my current husband says…

Heh. You must be an actuary.

Excellent point. I have retracted my favoriting star on the gif.

True - if you were skinny back then, that meant you were either poor and/or sickly, and therefore undesirable.

Hmmm...just cats here.

No, kitty! That mah pizza!

WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND WHAT TIME IS DINNER?