Yes to #2 especially! FFS, I lost my virginity 30 years ago. It's barely a blip on the radar in the grand scheme of my sexual life.

That's nothing. I went to the Penis Museum in Reykjavik a few months ago. Now THEY have a penis collection.

But you can't avoid heredity. Some of us have skin that shows our age, despite not smoking, eating well, and staying out of the sun. It sucks, but the wrinkles and jowls that are showing up on me are a big part of why I will continue to dye my hair. I fear that if I let the greys take over, I will simply look older…

OK, I'll answer. I dye the hair on my head. I do not dye anything else. I freaked out the first time I noticed a grey down there, and that was almost 10 years ago. But I hate shaving, refuse to wax, and just keep everything neatly trimmed. My husband and I have been together for 15 years and he has no problems with…

That sounds like way too much work to me. I am from Baltimore, trust me, I've seen what goes into a real beehive 'do.

Miley seems to be trying awfully hard to make us think she's a badass. But the only thing I can think is poseur.

I'll take a Slattery-Hamm sandwich, please. And Aaron Paul for dessert. I have an odd attraction to Jesse Pinkman.

Ditto! My boobs are only slightly less perky than they were 20 years ago at 27. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for my jawline.

Just wait. I'm 47, and there's a reason why I like bangs.

I love how she looks with that pixie instead of the bob. I don't think bobs are so universally flattering anyway — they call a lot of attention to the jawline, and that's not necessarily a benefit to all of us. I think the pixie works so well on that woman because she's got killer cheekbones. I would be terrified to…

She's in Mad Men. She's grown up a lot!

Jackpot fishy poopy-pants.

I wondered that too! I was picturing coffee beans and nonfat powdered creamer.

Just go do the stuff you want to do NOW. Shit, I lamented that I never cultivated any athletic ability by not playing sports in school, and I finally sucked up my courage and started running at the age of 45. I'm now doing half-marathons. Not fast, but I'm doing them.

Oh god, middle school (or as we called it back in the dark ages, junior high school). *shudder* One of my BFFs coined a phrase, "the eighth grade ugly stage." Mine lasted from grade 5 to 9. I was geeky, brainy, got teased, boys paid no attention to me, etc. In high school, I finally did learn a thing or two about…

Love her, and I'd never seen Billy On the Street before, but now I will need to make it a habit.

I said it last year, and I'll say it again: Needs more pugs.

Am I the only person in the universe who is so very very tired of Beyonce?

I find the horrible Photoshop job even more offensive.

I used to be the same way. In fact, I've done something similar. It took me a lot of soul-searching and therapy to get over it and start acknowledging that my feelings matter. I would like to gently urge you to seek some counseling — I wish I'd learned to stand my ground before I turned 40.