I think putting them all on their own, separate train is a great idea. Ethnic separatism is their thing, right? Then, to demonstrate what would happen to their ethno-state if their little secessionist fetish were to come true, we lock it up, set it on fire, and laugh while they all die screaming.

On the other hand, it would be a really great opportunity to have some “track work” occurring when all of them are loaded on one train, preferably in between stations, and preferably with an AC outage.

Which is why D.C.’s Metro, completely abandoning all the advice The O’Jays tried to give us about love-powered transit

I wish Netflix would stop promoting these movies a month ahead. Just drop it. DROP IT! Netflix ain’t the damn box office. I want to watch this NOW!

May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

Judge Judy is #4?  Didn’t see that one coming. 

Another example of how ass backwards Florida The USA is.

Another example of how ass backwards Florida is.

I would say that he doesn’t have to unlock the phone and the Supreme Court would back that up, but you can’t count on the Supreme Court to do the right thing anymore. Fuck. This country is screwed.

I’m so confused.

Any minute now the NRA is going to release a statement denouncing the police for violating his 2nd and 4th amendment rights...any minute.

He actually didn’t have his socks on in the pool. He was wearing them at the pool. 

Amy Schumer, come get your racist sister.

I love the self righteous ‘you’re being ridiculous’ look she’s giving them. Complete with hands on hips. 

Blood might be thicker than water, but the flow of money is thicker than blood.

All I gotta say is...

WAIT... he was FAMILY to the owners and STILL got fired? He must have been PEAK douchebag for that to happen.

Good! 

Racists have lost a ton of jobs & gained terrible infamy, yet the next one will still be too stupid and lustful for black pain to curb that shit.

Given that he has a idiot son-in-law position the only thing he needed to do was not cause people to be pissed off at the company. Clearly, he couldn’t even manage that.