I had a massive brainfart and didn’t make the immediately obvious connection from the words “bullpen,” “catcher,” “bats,” and “ballpark.” So instead I went into this article expecting that a catcher saved a bunch of bats, like with wings, that had taken refuge/gotten stuck in the ballpark. Disappointed and no one to…

I could very happily live the rest of my life never seeing Pete Davidson’s tongue again.

You know, I used to love a good dirty song. But when EVERY song is just a badly written description of sex, it gets boring real fast.

If people bothered to read the original article from Billboard,which goes in to a lot more detail, they might be able to come to the conclusion that this story holds a lot more weight than they might imagine. Seems most people can’t wrap their tiny brains around any detail other than Kurt’s “heirloom” guitar which…

Kevin can fuck off, his clumsy, dopey fat guy shtick is not funny anymore, if it ever was. Why hasn’t this fool been relegated to hosting a game show yet?

Jennifer Garner bores me to tears. Used to like her during the “Alias” years, but now she’s all about the Minivan Majority™, branding herself by posting cutesy photos of her life as a MOM and pap strolling her way to and from church.

“You speak in gibberish and circles. “

But her answer wasn’t “there is no gender pay gay because I don’t have one”. She gave an honest answer like you said? She also acknowledges it’s rife in the industry?

Ugh. Meghan’s family (except her mom) seem like the WORST. She must be wishing they would all just go away and be quiet. Like, I have some shady relatives but they’re relatively harmless and thankfully removed from most of my actual life.

But did she? This kinda feels like a shitty relative cashing in.

I’m not entirely certain Carrie Underwood wants to be left alone to heal in peace. I’ve never seen so many articles and interviews with her.

The baby names these days...smh...Hart, True, Stormi...ugh! While I know names are subjective like everything else, they’re just so trashy to me.

Didn’t Christian Sirano come from Project Runway?

I don’t know if this was an intentional dig, but the non-descript man with Amanda Seyfried is her (very new!) husband, Thomas Sadoski. I only know of him from hate-watching Newsroom.

Can we not call it a box?

I am so happy to hear this viewpoint in the open air. I also plan to die “naturally.” I’ve made choices in my life that may lead me to a fatal disease, but I made those choices and I will stand by the consequences. We spend far too much money and time trying to save people from their own decisions and prolong the life…

I so appreciate that this book exists. Whenever I hear about people like Gwenyth Paltrow with their ridiculous restrictive diets and cult-like exercise regimens, I think, “you’re still going to die, fool!” Excited to read this, thanks for interviewing her.

Seriously, I don’t care that Shelton exists, so any thinking he allegedly does is irrelevant.

Bobby, do we really care if Blake Shelton thinks we’re idiots? I don’t care what that goober thinks. I can’t believe I’ve read about him more than once this week already.

no one in the united states gets to feel offended when they’re assumed to be gullible idiots