+1 dead rabbit

I started watching PTI over 10 years ago and for a while there, I tried to never miss it, but I could never get interested in a second sports opinion show from ESPN. I wonder how many people watch 3 of them every day.

Really enjoying this feature.

Means Pence and the rest of the professional politicians will be really running the show.

I’d be upset, but since I am a white guy, I guess I caused this.

Is breech of contract when you stuff the contract down your pants?

Is that Carmen Electra on the end in the last photo?

She seems like a lot of fun. No sarcasm.

Well, it does sound pretty windy, so that could be a factor. If you’re a moron.

I didn’t expect to feel so bad for the cuckold.

I used to be ungreyed, but I got too many 1 star ratings from important, ungreyed people. Now I am in a grey cell, yelling at the guy across the hall.

I am an HBO subscriber who sort of likes Simmons. I watched the show, but it was pretty “meh.” Can’t say I am surprised it’s canceled.

It was Michael Richards doing his “upside down on a fork” bit.

I realize we’re avoiding calling Cleveland by their nickname, but this is ridiculous!

Pennybags ain’t got nothin’ for ya man!

There was an article in the AV Club the other day about how sexist an episode of original Star Trek was. Part of me is bemused — another part me wants to know how much work like that pays.

Do you also write the Bailey’s commercials that feature the 2 oz of Baileys over ice?

For some reason, reading this (and not watching the videos) made me think of Gilbert Gottfried’s impression of Paul Lynde.

Well, what you hear is not a test...

Pick up the phone and call me if you got the balls. Well, do ya? Do ya got the balls?