Are you questioning the devotion of these Cubs fans?

Maybe if we Canadians stopped reminding them about 1812, they wouldn’t feel the need to spend so much on their military.

But they are so kawaii!!!

Check your privilege is hilarious right here.

Don’t have to be under 35 for that to be true.

Run damn Tide

That documentary about Bartman showed that the Cubs fan don’t deserve to win, but that doesn’t mean they won’t win.

Burneko always seems so acerbic in his writing, but seems like a really nice, cuddly guy in these videos.

What a junk story.

Stomp three times!

Can you imagine how long Donald “The Art of the Deal” Trump would last at the bargaining table with Israel and Palestine. Fifteen minutes tops and he would be storming out: “You clowns are impossible! SAD!”

So you’re saying Canada shouldn’t count on an influx of Lena Dunhams?

The Match guy should really approach her for one of those “man on the street” ads. So, have you tried Match.com?

He does have a hot take on this.

I don’t like him because he is so good-looking. Not fair!

Do you only use [sic] when you don’t like the message of the person you are quoting — or is that just an oversight?

I thoughtI would try army reserves a while back even though I am over 40. I was kind of nervous about the physical test because I have worked at a desk most of my life and I look like a guy who has spent a lot of time sitting. I passed it though, well within the standards.

This is my worst nightmare as a home-owner. Not taking a side, but just in general — having a neighbor out to get you. When I pull into my driveway, I want to be able to sigh it all out and be happy in my home. Anything that interferes with that would put stress into my refuge and that would really suck.

Brent’s woman is calling “Hike! Hike! Hike!” when he should be.

Well, it sounds like you know what you are capable of and are doing your best to avoid putting yourself in a position to do something like offer them a tuna sandwich laced with sleeping pills.