You would murder them?

Still has his Canadian roots. “I’m teasing you...” (I am not teasing at all.)

Classy response, Tommy! You’ll be Donald’s fitness Czar for sure.

Appropriate that Trump would turn to the Bloodhound Gang since his fondness for “The Bad Touch” kind of blew it all up.

I will step up and adopt any of Her Majesty’s pets that she outlives for the right to live in a humble cottage and a life-long stipend. Of course, I am 43 so there’s no guarantee I will out-live her.

Is there at least a glory hole?

“starve the seed of hysteria before it can take root”

I was going to watch, but MadBum doesn’t want people to look at him.

Goddamn concrete floor!

That’s what the combine is for. People who think they might be good at “football” go to the combine and find out. It’s like a job fair.

The second season is in jeopardy? What a dummy.

Public Safety as a major leads to law enforcement work? (Genuine question. I hadn’t heard of that specialization before now.)

It’s a shame his mother’s cosmetic surgery work prevents her from displaying emotion.

The clapper needs more love. Walk in the room and clap. It’s magical. (I have never owned one.)

I’m a life-long Blue Jays fan, but I can’t blame him for getting annoyed with Grilli. We love him, but he hits Super Saiyan levels of exuberance. Probably gets old to the other team -- especially one that has been losing a lot lately. 

Why is there always a gun around to shoot a black fella, but these bears get to not even put their hands up or nothing?

I don’t think he really wanted a piece of that action. Those whines between barks were telling.

What is a “first-generation male”?

Didn’t that same exchange occur between Buffalo Bill and his victims?

What’s the difference between the people “with the ability to actually question Trump” and the people who were allowed to accompany him?