Mustang-colored ice cream:

Stop falling for this obvious bait.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

Not silly enough. Perhaps he needs some government grants to develop it further. :P

Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

Clever girl.

Like this is some kind of surprise. Raptors have been good at tearing through fences since 1993.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

That’s a tomato

Nope! And as soon as you drive off with one another cop pulls you over, seizes the car and the cycle begins anew.

“There’s no nutritional reason to give kids juice: it’s just sugar and water.”

And if you add purple, you get grape drink. 

My bet:

So it turns out that experiencing tragedy doesn’t magically turn you into a person with good ideas.

This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

I’ve always been really happy with the content on Lifehacker. But I don’t like the linked articles from other Gizmodo sites on the left side, which are frequently liberal propaganda. I don’t come to Lifehacker for politics. It’s not your fault—it’s a problem with the layout.

This takes me back to playing N64's Rush 2 on the secret stunt track.

If the indicators work, it’s worth that just in working indicator parts...but seriously, I’m not sure I would keep this BMW but it could make a potential flip

Well, they had to spread the writers around so I guess they had to spread the stories around. From what I can tell, Jezebel is now “mass shooting” and “black lives matter” headquarters, while Deadspin is “Trump did what?!?!” articles, and I guess Gizmodo is now the “Guess what someone did on social media” hub.

Going to come right out and say it: fucking fuck every single fucking person on this earth who smokes. Cigarettes, vapes, whatever. You are literally a fucking CANCER on this planet. Fuck yourselves with rusty forks please and fucking stop breeding. I literally do hope every single one of you dies of cancer in…

I had to double check the top of the page to make sure this wasnt somehow a Gawker article i was reading.