Ha! That's why the couch smells like Hazelnut-Vanilla!

Froomb.com is good.

I had one, but after six weeks of constant use, it got stinky.

Is that like the trojan that the banks use - excessive fees for everything?

Yeah, this would work for about a half-hour, until someone either pukes on the iPad or starts tapping it to look for porn.

iToast. Therefore iAm.

@FearMage: I'd rather come to your house.

If you don't have a TV yet get your entertainment by watching things on your laptop, then the only reason you don't have a TV is so you can talk about it.

Do you think they'll let Eddie Griffin try it?

Now that everybody knows about these hidden storage areas, I've taken all my AV components out and just stuck a couple of live cobras in there. Haha for you, techblog-reading burglar!

They had to call it the Automatic Chef because Wiener Mobile was taken.

And yet they let me right through with my hardbound copy of Kim Il Jong's instructions for taking over the world! HAHAHAHA!

Shiny!

Does it make sardonic comments like Rosie?

The first tip makes about as much sense as wrapping my phone in a $100 bill.

Great insight. I will probably have to reread it every day.

Where they once thought about prey and the pack and running free, the contemporary canine braine is wrapped around one overpowering thought. Bacon!

When I was younger, I couldn't afford a fancy brain scan, so I took three hits of acid, smoked a joint, sniffed some coke, drank a pint of gin, took some reds and then some speed, ate a handful of psilocybins, peyote and morning glory seeds (my personal gorp), sniffed ether, spun around until I was dizzy and fell on…

There iz also a very srs explanation for this.

Haha! You bastards, now I've got to drone-proof my lasers!