Cats finish what the meteor that killed the dinosaurs started.

“Apparently, centuries of science were correct. Also, I’ve done some research, and we’re kept on the earth by something called ‘gravity.’ I originally thought it was angels holding us. Was pretty convinced of that.”

Tebow STILL SUCKED in the Pats system.

“I told a guy who hated Clinton and wasn’t sure if he could “come around” on Trump that if he genuinely will never vote for her *ever* then I encourage him to either vote Johnson (guy described himself as “socially liberal, fiscally conservative” w/out being prompted) or leave President blank and vote down ballot.”

Not the Gar’s style. He’ll tell you how great the weed is because of the free market and how vaporizers should be made like Uber.

Gary Johnson would be fun to get stoned with. He’s a terrible candidate, but I’d love to go shooting at his pot farm/gay marriage ranch.

If you’re going French, Brad, go Eva Green or go home.

We do our ass eating on the field.

I think (although phrased oddly) she was just trying to get Wambach to open up about her sexuality. Having a world class athlete tell you they had a hard time figuring out their sexuality would be very encouraging for any LGBT teens out there.

I’ll point out “mastering the rules and names of players and teams” IS NOT THAT HARD. This dude was meticulous. You’re telling me he only cared about the fucking names of teams, UNH? Unless you show me his Madden Franchise WHERE HE WENT DEEP into his special teams drafts, this is clearly bullshit.

We can rule out Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise. They were both up and comers in the 80's. They would not have had the star power to run a child molestation ring involving the Coreys. You’d have to find someone who became an A-Lister in the 70's for someone to have that much power.

Fuckin’ Iowa...

I did get excited when I saw him in the trailer. That and Jenna Coleman? I’d watch it without the sound for Pete’s sake. A LOT of eye candy for the 1800s.

“We should rewrite this mentor part because you cast the Ruf, baby!”

So, No God...?

Holy shit! Kaime is a thing? That’s awesome!

This kid’s Hakas must make the little white bean poles piss themselves in terror.

This has been the only good part of my beloved team’s season.

Get gone Kentucky!

That sucks. Vote for Clinton in the general. Your voice actually matters.