catmadezombie
catmadezombie
catmadezombie

That is kind of disgusting whipping out your sticky breast pump but so is Trump.

By the responses it seems apparent that you guys have missed the memo on how sugar substitutes (not all but I am finding out more and more are under this category) cause metabolic diseases like diabetes.

He was total shit on SNL. I was amazed how he transitioned into films. Actually ‘dumbfounded’ is more appropriate.

The standard of life is so much better in a place like Switzerland than it is here. I love my country but the United States is a country that started dipped in blood...all it’s changes have been dipped in blood (the civil war, the civil rights movement (war) etc.). God forbid we look at all other countries to fashion

I hear you, I knew someone who got his girlfriend from Germany pregnant and she took off with the kid without even telling him. He didn’t have the means to fight it and so he’s got a kid in some other country and probably won’t be able to see him unless the kid decides to reach out to him when he is older.

Perfectly stated. I think I am the kind of plant not intended for my current lawn, for all my tending (even against flirtations co-workers :( )

I read something someone said in regards to a broken marriage (someone was breaking up their marriage for another person) and the old “the grass is greener on the other side” was mentions. Someone replied very poignantly and said (paraphrased) “The grass is not greener on the other side. All lawns need to be tended to

Thanks for the advice. lol I do have disdain for her but I’m not sure she’s worth the consequences I will suffer...at least, not now.

Yeah, I hear you. And yes, she IS WEIRD and that’s not even the half of it. Needless to say her behavior has caused some friction between us. I told him that he should have never even given her my name to begin with. Who the hell asks people at work for their spouse’s name? WEIRDOS that’s who, or people who want to

Uh, that wasn’t a pun.

Only the ones who don’t mind loosening anal muscles so that even more fecal matter gets in their underwear than normal.

I get it. Yeah, my husband has a very curious female co-worker who asked for my name and I’m like “Oh, so the bitch wants to check me out I see.” lol She’ll find out that I have everything set to private and I don’t even have my husband on my FB (long story), so she won’t be able to get much lurking in really. But,

My bad, I didn’t know it was all incognito. I was thinking she was on your husband’s list and you had set it up so that not just your friends can post. Not sure if you can set your Twitter to private but most other sites you can so she will be unable to do that (post on your ‘public’ posts).

Well, you pretty much explained why you were with him because it certainly wasn’t for his wonderful personality. I guess being with a desuche is worth it when he is paying you off. And it doesn’t make the ‘transaction’ anymore altruistic because you were broken up when you did it.

Well, that or he couldn’t convince the other to be with him. lol I know, that was mean but the fact is that was his life with her, just like your life with other guys is between you and them. Stay out of their history unless she tries to be part of your present, ya know. THEN and only then can she ever be the theme of

Your ex is a deuschebag.

Why would you block someone for actually ‘liking/favoriting’ something you said or posted? You know you pretty much showed her what an insecure twit you are. Well played. (not)

From what I hear Katy Perry backstabbed her, so minimizing it as some little girl fight is condescending at best, mmkay.

You are very welcome. (say that in a Don Jon voice as well). lol