Well, obviously. They really need to pass that Rapist Death Penalty bill I've been peddling...or at least the Castration bill.

his whole town supports him. That town is the most worthless and vile town in all of america

Hopefully...

Beyonce cut an entire album and made what, a dozen music videos without anyone leaking a single word about it. That included musicians, dancers, directors, producers, back up singers, editors, stylists, assistants, friends, family, etc. They all kept their mouths shut because Beyonce and Jay Z surround themselves with…

Totally unsubstantiated, armchair psychologist theory: His wife is very a funny writer and has achieved quite a bit of success based off her Twitter alone. Perhaps Biggs is a bit jealous or threatened or competitive? Anything you can do, I can do better, etc. (Except he can't.)

There are hangovers so unbearable that I'd sign my car title over in exchange for it to stop. And consider it a good deal.

My partner swears by Pedialyte.

pound a gallon of water before bed, two advil migrane at 5am and more water in the AM.

The people paying for this probably look a 250$ like we see a penny on the ground.

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

I have absolutely zero to add about the content/controversial jokes in her bit (no one wants to hear my white self have an opinion on it), but SNL may have just been the wrong venue for a monologue that controversial. Like the article said, it probably would've gone over better in a comedy club, but to millions of…

Ah yes, Pussycat Dolls. Similarly empowering with the classic "Don't Cha (Wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't Cha?)"

I keep thinking of Prince George as Stormaggedon, dark lord of all

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.