Dammit, if he were just wearing tactical sunglasses I would have had bingo.

I thought it was a controversial decision to have Euron Greyjoy pop up out of nowhere and ambush Durant, but I see why they wanted to level the playing field for the rest of the series.

Fucking Giant?

*Tormund Intensify*

Thor is the god of thunder, not lightning. And not hammers, either.

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.

Cap seemed like an odd choice in the in-world logic to return the stones to the past for me, even though I understand that it’s how you get him back in time to marry Peggy, and to not be a part of the main roster anymore so the MCU can move forward.

It just seems like if you’re going for “returned as if they’d never…

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

“Well, y’know, the suit recycles my feces and urine. Isn’t that right, Friday?”
“No, Mister Stark. It does not.”
“...oh, no.”

Well I got fascism explained to me when I was young by my grandfather. It was very clear, with appropriate references and everything of how you know when to start worrying about the way the world is going and details of how to hang someone from a lamp post by their balls. How to identify Nazis to punch, so on and so…

I’m inclined to think that he felt it move when he tugged, and then decided he wasn’t worthy by himself. That’s just how I read the scene, though.

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

It is public knowledge released by the Court of Arbitration for Sport. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly posted the link in another reply above.

Or — OR — the fact that an extremely liberal commentariat that’s almost always in agreement with the writers has had significant dissent on this subject should give you pause and make you consider if maybe just maybe YOU’RE the one who’s wrong here.

She has XY chromosomes according to Hogshead-Makar. This is an INCREDIBLY important detail that all the Deadspin writers intentionally omit. That, along with the highly elevated T levels should pretty much end the debate.

Sir, how dare you question my credentials, sir!

That last line was gratuitous.

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

that don’t get much better than this!

A really strong guy with his intellect and personality intact: Professor Hulk. And The Thing, Wonder Man, Doc Samson, Colossus, Superman, and, well, just about every superhero. Ho-hum. Hulk is great because he smashes. The two sides of his psyche is what makes him compelling.

More than you can afford, pal.  Supra.