Women do it all the time...

Without looking it up. How many wickets would be considered unreasonable in the cricket match?

Non-baseball fan has reasonable guess! Crucify them!

Ban all travel from Ireland...until we figure out what’s going on.

Excuse me.

This is a scalding hot take. I’ll buy the argument that he’s the most important player on the team, but there is no waaaaaay he was the best player on the team the year one of his teammates unanimously won the MVP.

The Root is the fastest to block or dismiss comments I’ve ever seen.

The Root is the fastest to block or dismiss comments I’ve ever seen. There’s unchecked racism (towards whites) all over the place (including the articles themselves) but if you point out even a grammatical error you’re dismissed and probably banned.

That’s a pretty shitty thing to say. When you make jokes like this, you really show you...sho...shro your skripes...sow you stripes...

If character was something written on people’s faces, Mayweather would fail to read that too.

What makes Conor hateable? Sure he’s a loudmouth. But that’s been proven to sell fights.

Drogon seems like the kind of thing an idiot would name a dragon.

Or maybe just like, a magic horn or something.

Do you think that the current high cost of a Duke education was because they were paying the teachers too much?

The idea that komodo dragons kill with bacteria has been debunked hasn’t it? They’ve found that they have venom glands: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090518-komodo-dragon-venom.html

Sounds like you really gave it a chance

Dear Idiot,

YEAH AND HOW COME MTV DOESN’T PLAY VIDEOS ANYMORE!?!?12

For people of a certain age, the Hey Dude theme will resonate forever! #SNICKBitches

While it barely counts as a “theme” I sure as heck appreciated the fact that LOST went from the cold open to the first act in roughly 7 seconds.