But Gambit is my favorite X-Man!!!

The awful flooding that fucked my town in WV should’ve been addressed as well. But I guess no TV shows were taped here so fuck us... People are living in tents at the bottom of my hill three months later. This town is destroyed.

I got a fox. I’m fine with it, but I also ended up in Slytherin from the other quiz. Despite my alcoholism I like to think I’m better than that..

I hope when you recover from your injuries you can still fly! Shark on squid violence is a real problem in this ocean...

People would still find a way to masturbate to that. “The violent murder was part of the sex. She wanted to be murdered. Besides, he treated her like a queen when he wasn’t murdering her. MY DREAM LIFE!”

his mother died and his father was drafted to fight in World War I, where he was later killed in action.

where he was captured by the Nazis.

Kristal and his wife were placed in Auschwitz, where the BBC reports his wife was murdered. The couple’s two children were also killed during the Holocaust.

It was already done. I seriously just googled “trump fonz” and that came up. Why? Only god knows...

If I had a nickel for every time Russia allows unscrupulous

WV resident here too, never lock my truck, even though I leave wallet in it. I live on a big hill though, about 30 min outside of Charleston. In the city you should still lock car doors though, depending on where you are! I had an iPod and a case of beer stolen once. Natty Light! Who steals that??

Lena Dunham said the shark thought she was a child, a dog. “The patrisharky is alive in well in the Atlantic,” complained Dunham, further claiming “women have never gotten equal bites!”

To be fair, Trump is obviously mentally ill and I totally hold it against him...

I’d like to go on a domino video binge, they always impress me when I see them. But every time I type start to type dom into Google the recent searches get me distracted and I end up masturbating instead...

Members Mark Ultra Premium, from Sam’s Club. It is equal in quality to any of the name brands that cost quite a bit more. As an alcoholic I use a lot of toilet paper, you should trust me on this one...

Members Mark Ultra Premium, from Sam’s Club. It is equal in quality to any of the name brands that cost quite a bit…

That group is like a delicious hamburger, and Dylan is like the blue cheese on it. Why do you enjoy something that tastes like that? It doesn’t make sense, but you like it just the same. That has always been my take on Bob “Blue Cheese” Dylan. I enjoy him.

It can be well managed through alcohol as well.. The other parts of your life may suffer though

Lizard run the world. Lizard in charge of all, no time for learning words proper. All arrangement grammar meaningless now so say lizard. Scales of justice now actual lizard scales, day of wrath upon all, and who shall be able to stand¿

But... but... without his name on it I’ll just have to assume the company I’m investing in is run by a narcissistic lunatic. I prefer to know for certain!

Yeah this was long overdue. All the anti-bacterial rhetoric in this country was just creating more of a divide, and the bacterial resistance movement (Bac Lives Matter) was threatening to overthrow entire immune systems. Happy to see this news

My wife was with me and while it got her attention, I’m not sure it was the type I was looking for...