@Johnny_Rocket: only classic episodes with art bell.

@Kshine: amy ryan is coming back to the office!

totally would go tonight but i have a date! fuck yeah.

@crampyscamp: my sister actually took her in when her original owner's house burned down, so i'm not sure if she's even a purebred. she has a boxer/bulldog mix as well.

this is my sister's smushy faced bulldog and i die every time i see her:

@Little Time Bomb: i bet he's shorter than that. their bios usually exaggerate a bit. pete wentz claims he's 5'7", but i've stood next to him (i'm 5'1") and he's definitely not that tall. my friend toured with him forever and he was always the tallest dude when compared to the band, and my friend is probably only 5'6"…

oh wow, that is a prime example of a scroll down wtf?!

@formergr: i'm sorry that you had to go there. it's a terribly boring place.

ha! doug wilson was arrested in my hometown of decatur, IL. i was just there.

@PilgrimSoul: don't forget sarah.of.a.lesser.god! she always brings the funny too!

but didn't she just step down as ceo?

@Last Face got his Steam account hacked....again.: yeah, it was akiva. he's so cute.

@stacyinbean: he pretty much is. he's basically my height. i'm 5'1"...he's maaaaybe 5'3".

in the thumbnail, they look like they're full grown! but they're just little bitty babies! so cute.

i've been under the impression that this was happening friday night for like a week now! i'm slow.

OMG I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL SO MUCH. i make my roommate mute the tv or change the channel when it comes on because i have to immediately COVER MY EARS when it comes on.

actually, i think lars ulrich was the seller of the basquiat. don't ask me why i know that.

wait, camel cigarettes only cost $3.69 in LA? they are like $8 where i live. i only see $3 smokes when i'm back visiting my parents. or in the burbs.

here's a real picture of debbie halvorson: <IMG src="[www.senatedem.ilga.gov]" p <>

nate silver: hot and awkward. that's the way i like em.