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Hi Friends!

Professional cool dudes of Jezebel, I need you now. More than I’ve ever needed you before. For professional advice.…

No for real though. I just ate a bunch of cotija, and now I'm onto something called "buffalo wing cheddar cheese." …

Heyyy, Internet! Let me tell you a story!*

OK GUYS! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS FINALE!

Alright, friendos! Let's lighten the mood around these parts with a rousing game of Fuck, Marry, Kill! In honor of…

So my boyfriend and I like to play what we call "the youtube game." The rules are simple - you may play anything on…

My sister, a new mom, posted this to fb this morning, and I, her tattooed and childless sister, found it quite…

DUDES! I want to talk about Drag Race! Who do we love? Who do we hate? Who has the best looks?!?!

Oh, my god, you guys. I just had a thing happen, that has never happened to me before and I hope it never, ever…

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UGHHHHH! I'm so pissed off about all the horrible, stupid comments on this…

Landlord is here, fixing my dishwasher. I am wearing my hair in two braids because my hair is very long and it's…

It's time for a fun-filled Friday Fuck, Marry, Kill, people!

It's been too long since my last FMK, and I am in a good mood so let's bring it on with the provocative ladies, and…

OH LORDY LORD! Guys I have a horrible flu right now, everything aches, my abs are sore from all the coughing, my…

This morning at 7am, I was woken up by my 17 year old cousin phoning me. We're good buddies and I've always let…

Well, as usual, I'm behind on all the news in the world of GT and elsewhere.

Listen, okay, I know it's the Daily Mail, but can we talk about this?

I don't even know where to begin. Except to be…

DOODS! Look what I just found!! Noel Fielding dress up game!!! YES!! Remember when these were new and cool? But…

I was removing the cobwebs and spooky spiders from the door today, and uncovered a month-hidden treasure trove of…