Me. One work phone, one personal phone, and one I keep at home for the kids because it’s cheaper than a landline.

It's not a Wrangler if it doesn't let water in.

Nice psychoanalysis you got going there.

I believe it’s pronounced ‘chahge cahd’.

Oh good, now if only I hadn’t missed that random encounter and nearly every other non-combat one because Bethesda removed the radar pips for friendlies in F4.

Law and Order: Special Sauce Unit

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

1. Change things.

You do realize that kids learn words long before they learn what they actually mean? And once you form habits with words they’re hard to break?

Looks like Russ bought Avril Lavigne’s entire wardrobe from '03.

I’m more concerned with why Gomez was giving quotes while playing in center field. Must have really held up the game.

To be fair, Smith’s primary job is speaking to a mass audience.

I’d like to contradict PhiBeta here, but if you go to Melania’s site, it’s not exactly teeming with philanthropic causes. It’s all about her beauty and jewelry collections. Which she likely wouldn’t have if she weren’t Donald Trump’s wife. Her First Lady creds don’t leap off the page.

Lol, right. Enjoy your feminism. Just remember that Melania will likely make a TERRIBLE First Lady, because she knew exactly what she wanted when Trump hit on her. If you think there isn’t a category of women out there who actively looks for rich guys to take care of them, I’m not sure what I can tell you to bring you…

More specifically, does he like taco bowls from office tower cafes?

“Who said you can’t achieve sainthood while looking the other way when kids are being molested?”

If it’s anything like how Big Ben and James Harrison are knighted by Steelers fans, we know how this will look.

I prefer the grammaticality correct u’r

based on current election results I believe all our villages have plenty of backup idiots.

Eastern MMOs have a much higher shit ratio than western ones.