Help people do what? Live a productive life, get educated, become interested in the hard sciences, cultivate a thirst for knowledge of what’s out there in the universe? Oops, we wouldn’t want that last part! It’d be “a waste.”

Fuck outta here, anti-intellectual scumbag.

You know, there’s a lot of truth to the aphorism that you should know your enemies. As a 5 minute long perusal of his Twitter feed today will clearly reveal, Shkreli absolutely did not call out EpiPen. He supports the price hike.

I don’t like Shrkeli, and I’m a longtime Gawker Media reader. But fucking hell, shit like…

I doubt that. I think that only in death did the first class passengers learn the lessons they needed to learn. IMHO.

The answer to your question is because this is a snarky humor website. That being said, I agree with your take. You’re correct.

I know I’m going to be the buzzkill on the snark (FWIW I think this is the funniest thing I’ve read during Senior Week), but the giveaway is how everybody on the ship — including the snotty hateful first class one-percenters — applauds Rose and Jack’s reunion. To me, that tells me that this is Heaven, because while…

Stop, dude. Trust me. Just....stop.

Wow. This internet thing isn’t going to work out for you. Thanks for coming in. We’ll be in touch.

God fucking bless WPIX Channel 11, I mean it. Good times!!!!!!!!!!!

Because sometimes it’s not enough to just ignore something. Sometimes you actually have to speak up and call out bullshit.

Because sometimes it’s not enough to just ignore something. Sometimes you actually have to speak up and call out bullshit.

You are absolutely correct. And what the people attacking you don’t understand is, sometimes it’s not enough to just ignore something. Sometimes you actually have to speak up and call out bullshit.

You do know that it’s possible to study history, and then speak intelligently (which is the word you were going for, not “relevantly”) even about times before you were born, right? You do know that, right?

But...but.........General Tso’s!!!!!!!! SEE HOW CULTURED AND COSMOPOLITAN I AM????

That’s hot. I’m single. Call me.

A/s/l?

I will gay marry you for that.

Affirmative.

So, Britain? :)

Alcohol is good for you.

This is fucking disgusting.

You think we’re going to solve problems like race relations and global warming? WE’RE A FUCKING SOCIETY OF ADULTS THAT PLAYS VIDEO GAMES WHILE DRIVING CARS.

Another day, another mood and I would be chuckling at this story, but all I know is as I started reading this, I started visualizing…