Literally TL;DR. Did I miss anything even vaguely entertaining or interesting? Like maybe even at a Planck scale? No? Yeah lol.

I don’t own a TV, and I don’t watch TV, not on any platforms, and I really don’t give a shit what anybody thinks about that.

You’re not ALLOWED to bring BEES in HERE.

That’s hot.

That’s hot.

Yep, pretty ugly. 5/10 would not bang, except maybe in a pinch.

This comes 6 months late, but I’m a recent convert to Jalopnik so pardon my tardiness to the party: Patrick, I’m single. CALL ME. Woof!!!!!!

Oh my God, a rational human being. THANK YOU FOR EXISTING. Seriously.

I’m gay but show us your tits!!!!! :-D

Oh my fucking God, the original commenter did nothing of the sort. Fucking Christ, be something better than a clown.

Or — same principle — the 1st class passengers.

You’re wrong.

Which would be OK and fine, except you think you’re right. And boom, right there: the genesis of almost all man-made problems in the world. You think you’re right.

Nobody, NOBODY, agrees with you. What an insanely idiotic comment. Jesus, you’re garbage.

Becaude the metric system is for terrorist lesbian demons. Next question?

It’s not up to you to decide when the conversation is over, and there seems to be wide agreement here that you’re being the troll.

^^^^^^ I lol'd.

WHY??????

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.” — Yoda, nodding sagely in agreement.

I uhm figured out the same things. Source: I went to Sunday School as a kid.

EVERYBODY SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE.

“Obviously Bill is human garbage.”

It’s not the “Bill is human garbage” part that makes Jezebel the laughingstock clown car of the internet. It’s the “Obviously” part. Jezebel-style feminism: tolerant, open-minded, welcoming, fundamentally dedicated to social liberalism oh and by the way only we are right about…