Oh, this is good Deadspin. ^^^^^

You consciously choose not to care about anything immediately beyond your own entertainment? You are a fucking stupid, cancerous piece of shit.

This is Gawker. Please do not post sensible, logically coherent comments in the middle of a major breaking news story. It will only serve to keep people calm and and encourage adult intelligent discussion. Fuck outta here with that. Are you new or something???

That was amazing lol.

This comment deserves way, way more stars.

Paragraphs have sentences. Maybe you didn’t pay that much attention when you were in 6th grade.

5/10 would bang but he’s no Josh Duggar

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.” — Yoda

Dude this is Gawker Media, no need for your well-written, thoughtful, fact based, contrarian reasoning around here. Go. Shoo. Scram. ;)

Everything Katmandu just said. The OP is literally judging everybody else by his baseline. Outta here with that bullshit, thanks.

This is a comment after my own heart.

GET OUT.

GET OUT.

Oh, honey. Most Americans can’t correctly fucking write an all one syllable English sentence. You’re precious. Never change.

Every person in that pic is a woman. Even more relevantly, every person in that pic appears to be black. Including that fact in the headline would be, well, factual. Not including it...sigh.

Jezebel.com is one of the worst things to happen to the femenist movement in my lifetime. Feminism used to be something I wholly…

Hmmm. I’m trying to think of a possible solution to your wondering that. Hey I know what: try watching it yourself. Then what you indicate as your pathologically limited sense of imagination and creativity wouldn’t be a problem here. You won’t have to “imagine” what makes SVU so great, you can just see for yourself.

For…

^^^THIS is an excellent idea.

This story fucking sickened me. I am very, very relieved and happy for you that things are now working out. You are an intelligent person and are also very lucky to have such smart, caring, intelligent friends at the ready. You ALL made the right decision.

That’s the only reason I’m checking. DO IT.

Re: your size 17 shoes: note my screen name, and the fact that I’m single. :-P