If you’re a Nazi blocking traffic, you just made me part of the resistance. If you’re antifa blocking traffic, you just made me “fa.” I’m tuning you and your message out and picking up the cause of your opponent.

I don’t think you do. Hmm. Disturbing my right of movement isn’t peaceful.

The Callaway Camaro looks like the 550 Maranello’s slightly retarded cousin.

Like many of you, I was just one more paycheck away from being able to buy one.

As much as I like that, it also enables them to shit up the rest of the comment chain.

How about you stop being a goddamned moron? How about that?

Next time, dismiss him instead of engaging with him.

You lost me at “liberal.”

Lima says that her mother parks on the same street all the time and has also had nails in her tires; she’s had two flats in the last couple of weeks alone.

Given the choice as a formerly young cool person between a brand-new Scion and a used 3-Series or A4, I’d take the bimmer/audi option in a heartbeat.

You can always tell who the engineers are.

Sorry, but I’m just bracing myself for the shitty, borderline racist comments that are sure to follow.

You’re just mad jelly.

Jalopnik’s seen an explosion of trolls and troll-like behavior ever since the Univision/Gizmodo takeover.

You’re welcome, chief.

HOT TAKE!!!

Some people just love to bitch, bitch and bitch about things.

This is the second story you’ve been a cynical little shit about. If Jalopnik staff were so inclined, they’d catch on and actually use those Kinja moderation tools, for once.

Ford Probe, first gen.

Yeah, because fuck cyclists, amirite?