I’m really glad SOMEONES out there thinking this deeply about this subject.

I LOVE the middle polka dotted one. I wish they were all like that. Not sharpened to points though, I do not get that at all. If I didn't accidentally injure someone else I'd poke a hole in my vag trying to wipe.

I held off on getting a smart phone for a while. I didn't like the idea of being tracked and having a camera in my pocket. But it's what I traded for connivence.

Contempt for women and an utter lack of self-awareness.

You know, a friend who has been an incredible dog his whole life (he’s 50) got a Fleshlight as a gag gift from a friend. He fell IN LOVE with it. Says his whole life would have been different if he had one when he was younger. Maybe we should start a Fleshlight Fund for those PUA guys.

Not even Courtney’s legs part on good terms.

the next morning when you asked her about it

From here on out I’m saying “Keep that pussy tight while I’m gone” instead of goodbye. Thank you, Anthony Kiedis.

I can vouch for the reality of the Dave Matthews anecdote. I had a friend that received his fecal matter all over her as she rode a tour boat down the Chicago River.

I’ve never slept with a musician, but I did fuck around with an NBA player for about a year when I was 20. He was kind of a weird dude, but nice. Like to have me come over to the house, eat cereal for dinner, and listen to Enya which he had pipped into every room of the house.

Went to St. Louis with some friends, around 2001-ish (I think). Stayed at the same hotel as a bunch of musicians in town for some MTV function (Rock ‘n Jock, maybe?). Met Ludacris in the elevator, he asked us if we would come down to the bar, and when we told him none of us were 21 he had some booze sent to our room.…

Is this you? You look amazing in this picture! It’s definitely modeling-portfolio worthy.

Lol I wasn't really discussing the price of her clothing. I was talking about the style. The prices were just a detail.

I skimmed the first half of the article, then got really interested in it. Great article, but it'd be even better with a trim. Keep improving, Mr. Zimmer! This was really good, and I'd like to see more of your work. :)

I was thinking something similar. But (and this is a big but):

I'll take 'Last thing the White Witch saw for 1000 Alex"

Chronicles of Narnia: Aslan's Revenge

The second coming was a much more intense experience in Narnia.

I notice the LIVE SEX tag doesn't get a lot of use.