I guess that will teach him to keep his mitts off mom's phone.

I need to see an episode where a lovely young woman who works for a non-profit beats her boyfriend to death with a microphone after he hijacks her Today show interview with a public marriage proposal. Chung-chung.

It's really amazing that Julie Murphy finds time in her Girlschedule to do things that aren't cooking and cleaning and making her hair shiney.

But I didn't NEED the $35 bag at all; I have perfectly serviceable bag hanging in my closet that I bought at the thrift store for $4. You just seem to think that everyone who spends money on things that you personally would not spend your money on is an asshole.

No, I want to stress that it's none of your damn business what anyone else spends their money on. You are not allowed to dictate the rules by which total strangers spend their money.

I recently spent $35 on a purse. There are hundreds of thousands of people on the planet who could stretch a $35 food budget to feed a family of four for almost a month. Does that mean I have spent too much money on a bag?

OK, I just watched and it was horrible. Especially the part where he's mansplaining "Simone, you are not here because of your work, you are here because of me me me and my my my desire to marry you" - blech.

Public proposals are the worst. This public proposal is the worst of the worst.

I can not believe how many comments are about how this man should not have spent so much money on a belt! Why is that important to you? It is his money - period. And I am saying this as a poor person who owns exactly two belts purchased second hand at a thrift store — on half-price day.

On what, a college education? Oh wait, he's already doing that.

Great now I'll have to buy Girl Scout cookies just to spite this asshole.

Miley's twerking is a clumsy imitation of sexuality that renders it completely un-erotic. It is totally bereft of sexy, ugly or otherwise.

I was having a conversation with a woman I had recently met and we were talking about acting as a profession; her daughter wanted to be an actor and my sister is an actor. When I told her that my sister had been making a living as an actress for more that 20 years she gave me the slow up-down and said "well, your…

I definately would advise against putting a slipping bag in the walking closet. Nothing good can come of that.

I've resorted to ad-blocking the gifs. I simply can't read with all that movement distracting me from the margins.

The bedspread my grandmother threw away in 1982 plus Miley's clumsily anti-erotic movement multiplied by her almost total lack of self awareness equals great discomfort.

You can trail behind them dressed as a handcuffed, disheveled Smokey Bear hostage.

Disney has a very long and well documented history of sexism in both employment (for decades women were fit only for painting cells drawn by always male animators) and in output (see every Disney movie ever made).

Did not know that. I have never gardened successfully, though I have been known to bury innocent plants on occasion. If I had to grow stuff to live I would probably end up being a garden-thieving outlaw.

This just makes me wish I could afford alcohol.