@LongBoarderLC: My cousin got married at 17, and she's some kind of christian I think (I don't think she's a particularly zealous christian either.) It wasn't approved of, per se, and it fell on the same day as the wedding of our late aunt's husband to his second wife, so it wasn't heavily attended by our side of…

Being a bride can make anyone go temporarily insane. It can make you think your Special Fucking Day is a competition. (one that you can't win if you're competing against royals)

@SwishSwishSpit: If I remember correctly it was before the first audible poop-volcano incident, and I don't think he realized babies fart all the time and can't smell very well.

I have IBS, so if I try to hold in my farts I experience an inordinate amount of pain, and I fart ALOT.

I don't know. I lost 10 pounds freshman year, and 20 in the 1 semester before I dropped out second year. I had trouble balancing out friends, schoolwork, nightlife and taking care of myself. So as a parent now, I think making sure your kid has the nessecary skills required to avoid slipping into a sedentary,…

@itscarin: you know how, if you dig in your belly button theres a nasty smelling substance? It's from built up dead skin, sweat and sebum that gets in there and ferments. You probably have the same thing going on in your earring hole. you could probably squeeze it out like a zit, but it's probably not infected if it…

@cookiecutter: She doesn't actually consider what happened to her to be rape. On the day of, we assured her that it was, and got her to go to the clinic, but a year later for some unfathomable reason she re-connected with the same guy on a different site, he convinced her it wasn't rape, and they dated for a month or…

I've never dated someone I met online, but my friend Lee uses Plenty of Fish. She's had a guy send her penis pictures, she gets alot of comments about having DSL, and a guy she met online and dated told her that her vagina wasn't as tight as he thought it would be (to be fair she then told him his dick wasn't as big…

I turned to my boyfriend and said "we can probably afford to get married next summer, or the summer after..." And then he said "ok", so I started planning our wedding.

I already have vagina mirrors. I've had one since I was probably 12 or 13. Is it that unusual? I would have figured it would be one of those common things most women do but don't publicly admit to. I bet that's the case.

Fun story: that pink outfit Jessica Alba is wearing is probably fine for alot of women who usually avoid showing mid-section... not me, for you see I have "excessive breast tissue"... which is to say... Quadra-Boob. A large a, small b sized extra boobs, that my doctor says I'm lucky don't have nipples.

Also fleece lined mittens, a scarf and a hat with earflaps (I own this hat : [www.thegreatcanadiangiftcompany.com]

In my last city I lived in, the snow wouild be up to my hips on either side of the sidewalk, and the sidewalk would be mostly ankle deep icewater puddles. If your city is like this, you NEED rubber boots. the $30 ones from walmart are cute and will function. Consider the following:

I wonder how many male rapists have hygene problems that never get

My first year at University, I didn't make any friends, so for my second year, I had to be randomly assigned a roomate, Meg. On the 1st day, things seemed fine. She was quiet, but we got along pretty well. But Then: On day 2 her friend Heidi stopped in, and the 3 of us all went out to the mall, and the friend and I…

Am I going to get reported for body snarking if I point out that the Situation is a butterface? (or I guess a but-his-face?)

@badwendy: That's highly idealistic. Maybe some couples do constantly see cartoon hearts when they look at each other after years of co-habitation, but alot of us have rough patches. Alot of us feel like we want to say fuck it and leave, until we remember that in a week or a month, we'd seriously regret it.

@badwendy: I could never leave my husband, because, while he purchased or already owned most or all of the electronics, I purchased or owned ALL of our bedding. He didn't even own a pillow when I moved in with him. I'd feel really bad if he had to start using dirty laundry for a pillow again...

@slowtraincoming: "if I have to debate it with you, you're not worth talking to." is going to be my new catch-all phrase for anti choicers, homophobes, racists and any number of dicks.

My husband doesn't read. I was embarrassed by this at first until I realized that since I mostly just re-read the entire Harry Potter series over and over, that perhaps I'm in no position to judge. ( that's a slight exaggeration, I do read when a book that interests me comes my way, but I don't make it to the library…