You don't know Kentucky bill? Why he's the one who makes all the bills in Kentucky! Then when he's done, he goes and visits his cousin Doug Dimmadome. 

I read the headline and I’m like, who’s Kentucky Bill?

The French really really like a fart joke, abridged from wikipedia;

I think you meant to say 15 billion miles from home. and 23 hours to send commands.

Is it like light-years?

Can’t even get a peaceful transfer of power in the crane world.

I never understood the argument for 100% vision. I’ve heard people counter saying “humans are the best drivers and use 100% vision; it’s tested and works”. True, but humans also use other combined senses, and last I checked I can’t see in the dark or through a snow storm.

Yeah, I’m only getting it on my phone. Weird, but I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising.

Ah, yes, that would be a different animal. I forget that some people consume their ‘content’ on their phones. My eyes won’t let me do that without generating a massive headache. I use a computer or a 10" tablet at the very least.

Lol, oookay, take your star and...

This time of year is insane, dead deer everywhere all over the state. If you drive after dark, and especially on a back road, you need to be at DEFCON 1 with your alertness.

My wife grew up in rural Maine. Forget the deer, the moose were the real danger. She has really well defined “deer-dar” and will tell me she senses deer and sure enough, it normally isn’t long before you see the tiny bits of eyeshine in the woods.

Somehow if they called it “BraBUS” that would be less cheesy than “Brabus Big Boy”

A few years ago I drove through Western PA around this time of year and the sheer number of dead deer along the sides of the highways shocked me. And I’m from an an area with no shortage of deer or deer strikes. 

Edge case? Are you f’ing kidding me? A deer is by FAR the most common animal you could hit which could ruin your day (and your car). It’s way more likely to be in a road than a human (even homeless ones pushing bikes in Arizona). I have contacted precisely one thing in my 30+ years of driving over nearly 1 million…

You know it's fresh if you grille it.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

I love that the announcers (Jacques and Hinch at least) refuse to hide their contempt for the team name. At least once per race there’s a similar interaction:

Very true, but I don’t know why the media insists on printing all of the sponsors for this particular team, when they don’t do it for any others. This post references both Red Bull and Mercedes, but they didn’t write “Oracle Red Bull Racing” or “Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team.” Just call it Racing Bulls or RB like…

wait... wuuuurt arre youuuu doin’ herrrre?