a spark that is all but distinguished

Rian Johnson achieved a lot with two actors who didn’t even particularly look like each other. I’d rather have more of that sort of thing for characters at different ages (even with Willis’s ludicrous Looper wig)...

It could be Elon himself? He does have this thing where he wants to have as many kids as possible.

Mysterious jars? Could they be the Jam of the Ancient Mariner?

“no need to click on different links”

The refuse-incinerating campfire accessory is a $50,000 extra XD XD XD

Advertisers choosing not to advertise on Twitter is a form of free speech, and Elon should respect and support that. (Then again, Elon Musk doesn’t support free speech -- and he either doesn’t understand it, or acts deliberately obtuse so he can get away with the lie.)

Oh, here’s one: what if they made a Dunk and Egg anime? Perhaps an OVA?

Plenty of opportunities for yolks

In other words, a slam Dunk.

I also heard Apple was going all-in on elegant ceramic sculptures of famous philosophers using the toilet. (Think Aristotle, Descartes, Nietzsche, with finely-crafted details like multi-ply toilet paper and period-accurate plumbing and fixtures.)

Maybe they needed it for the psychic powers from part 7?

Are they carving private user data on elegant wooden balls (for some reason)?

With all that milled aluminum, they should put it in the Mille Miglia! (Actually, that’s a terrible idea XD)

The perfect opportunity — reboot Jason X! Let’s really explore the future of the Friday the 13th universe! (Where did humans escape to? Who invented androids? Did the nanotech that created Cyborg Jason ever trigger a gray goo situation where thousands of nanotech slashers tried murdering thousands of future teenagers…

As long as the dash still has those sweet, sweet buttons...

Good inflight service too.

Maybe Fiskars wanted to compete with the Cybertruck.

That’s horrible. I hope he’s in a good place these days.

More like ‘Risker’, amirite?