Wait, are you talking about Joss Whedon? (I haven’t heard anything weird about Wil Wheaton, the only Wheaton I’m generally aware of...)

Right, because the sharks won’t have any birds to eat. (Sharks absolutely can fly, he saw it in that documentary.) 

I assume they didn’t include a sketch of the Bugatti Veyron Mouse?

I saw a car carrier truck full of them over the weekend.

I agree with your general point, but violently reject even the slightest suggestion that the BMW X6 has ‘style’. That word should not be permitted in the same paragraph as ‘BMW X6'.

Big Ass Wiper

A VinFast VF8 and a Fisker Ocean. Wouldn’t that be the ultimate two-car garage...

My reaction to all this:

Alright, one more.

Thank you.

I guess all of Peacemaker’s stuff is more adult. (Maybe it could have been like Machete in Spy Kids...)

Ooh, that’s a good one.

I’ll always be partial to ‘Wanna Come With???’

They canceled the planned prequel to Tuesday because it sounded too Mondayn.

I also heard he was going to act in a movie about the invention of the ATM. But they used a robotic double instead. (You know, an Automated Teller Machine.)

Miles Teller should act in a biopic about the inventor of the odometer.

I haven’t seen this yet. Did they include John Cena’s Peacemaker at all, though? The character was a huge part of the Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle comics, so it would be weird not to have him here (especially since he’s such a prominent part of the James Gunn DC era).

Perfect excuse to bring out a photo of this gorgeous thing.

Yeah, there are only so many pants that can be darkened...

Put Tom Cruise in it, have an inventive, memorable plot — and then give it a shitty name like ‘Fight The Future’ and watch the theaters empty out.