The Jedi are not a monolith

The thing I’m wondering is, did they generate the image automatically using an IMDB-style summary of the film (along with other metadata), or did someone type in a prompt manually? Are we going to see auto-generated AI art for entire streaming libraries? (The very idea makes me want to hurl...)

I mean, yeah. It’s ungainly as hell — and someone in my neighborhood has one wrapped bright yellow. It looks like a block of cartoon cheese driving around. But I’m also surrounded by a sea of Model Ys — each one more blobby and amorphous than the last. I honestly think that’s the more egregious design failure — they…

Who do you suppose does the Scoville measurements they display for each sauce? I assume they come from the manufacturer? (They don’t actually mention those on the Heatonist storefront where you can buy the sauces — those just have a heat rating out of 10.)

I believe they’ve been doing Porsche 911 cop cars for decades.

At least the Cybertruck looks a little interesting and unusual. It’s not a poached egg on wheels, like the Model Y...

Shouldn’t public service vehicles have good parts availability and be easy to maintain and fix in case of damage? From what I understand, neither of those is true for the Cybertruck.

It would be cool to have the aftermarket tachometer and octopus tubing on the dash. But that would be getting silly.

Your post has brightened up my morning so much. I don’t even know why -- those taillights on those vehicles are just so charming.

A Chair Droid could make a lot of sense as a biometric security measure? Only an authorized ass-print will grant you access to the controls.

Thrones are for Decepticons. Besides -- I’d rather roll.

We’ve got Pip, Osha’s multi-tool companion, who, on top of being able to weld

For you, the day Julia Louis-Dreyfus went to war against a Death Parrot was the most important day of your life.

Hubble telescope? More like Wobble telescope, amirite?

The Kang stuff ended up being pretty useless, and it’s not like the plot made complete sense. But in its final scenes, Loki became the perfect end to the MCU. I’d be happy even if we didn’t get any more.

This looks absolutely perfect for Fury Road.

She’s not going to Gastown! WITNEEEEESSSSS

I remember flying out of Heathrow last year and 50% of the passengers landed in Edinburgh without their luggage. Then the one person staffing the lost luggage desk got sick and had to go home.

Meanwhile on Frontier Airlines, ‘no stealing’ is an extra $300 fee.

Some German guy?