Thanks for the tip Luke Bryan.

“A neighbor offered me a free ticket to this game. This post should tell you what my answer was.”

Too bad his uniform looks like the side of a nascar.

I don’t understand what a John Travolta screenshot from Face Off has to do with this article.

I think I helped this guy find a couple things in Goodneighbor.....

I thought Al Davis died.

You’re hired.

All caps, like a job title.

I’ve always wanted to visit Getty’s Burg. Real American historical site.

Just a heads up, I’m going to start using “crooked whore of Babylon” and say I just thought of it - each time.

My butthole quivers just looking at this.

“… most unusual.”

I used to have a boss that walked around shouting, “why won’t they just do the job for what I tell them to do it for! GOD!”. He’s in jail now.

For 17 years blah-bl-blah women’s team yada yada yada. Furthermore...

Cya biatch. Better bring some Deep Woods Off for those nights living in a van down by the river.

You know you’re fat when your body gets sponsored by Texas Pete’s.

Hopefully someone at Fox Sports can change the text at si.com to a readable font.

Earlier this month it was also discovered that his mom is a dumb bitch.

“No, you guys can find me on Twitter DM and Messenger. Not writing an email.”

Who the fuck is Bradley Beal?