I’m 42 now. When will my life stop being run by 65-85 year old white dudes. I thought this would end at some point.

Or, you know... if white women had decided not to vote for the guy who bragged about grabbing pussies...

Dick Gregory’s son has more than ample reason to be pissed. Gregory not being mentioned in the “In Memoriam” is a crime and an embarrassment to the program. It’s not like he died last night. They’ve had enough time to have at least cobbled together a quick video snip and his name and years on it. Gregory was an…

Basically, under the Trump administration, that is what we have been reduced to doing. We measure how awful things are with the “is it the end of the world?” measuring stick.

It’s like your neighbor saying “I’m going to light our whole block on fire to protest our property taxes. Would you be willing to follow behind with the fire extinguisher and make sure I don’t actually burn down the block?”

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

“When they’re a newlywed they let you do it.”

This kid’s nickname is probably Potato or something.

Oh it definitely is. She reads a letter from a child praising Trump at every press conference now. How I wish I was making that up. We are in the worst timeline.

Same. I can’t even listen to Elizabeth Warren anymore because she’s such a messaging robot. Even the good ones are assholes. If they present a moral compass it’s invariably Christ-based (Biden) and then I’m turned off all over again. Can we get some empathic atheists in office? Hahahahahaha no I know.

“When I started buying crystals, it was so out there. Not it’s trendy and everyone buys crystals”

what about law enforcement over the last say 50 years has given you the idea that they would be anything other than jumping for joy when told by the President that he wants them to fuck up more black and brown people. question is where are the supposed good cops who put their hands up and said, that is not okay. In…

The only acceptable expression for them to be wearing at this moment

What if you weren’t excusing a murderer?

“Why are you taking a taxi for so short a distance? What’s wrong with you?”

Don’t worry. Johnny Walnuts will be back by then and offer a very Maverick-y condemnation of Mueller’s firing before saying that the investigation up until that point uncovered nothing of interest and we should just forget about it.

what