Yes! Somebody get these boys some sparkly leotards, because there is going to be some flipping going on that will even impress Simone Biles.

Sure thing.

Sorry. Best I could do. Sharks are just too svelte.

But what about conquering? Like Alfred, Cnut, Sweyn... Why no more right of conquest? Why did they stop with these pasty, snooty people? How come they don’t have to play by the original monarchy rules? Humpf.

This L.A. Weekly article on a ride-along with Angelyne is fascinating to me. EDIT: Actually...this blog post is better.

Trump Models...

who “can speak English, financial [sic] support themselves...and demonstrate skills”

What is your professional reputation worth?

Oh, and the Liberty Bell has a big ugly crack in it!

Well, he’s out, but can we still play?

He “preys”... simple spelling error on a common homophone.

I want this dance scene with Alec Baldwin as 45 and Kattan as the Mooch. SNL: please, pretty please?

Riiiiight? And, because men make up around 77% of all shooting victims, this can be done entirely in the interests of men’s health!

I had a little fun with “find/replace” of this article with another Constitutional right. Wanna play?

Caiman boa, adder you’ll monitor your hissterical requests or this could dragon for hours. Sorry to be a cold-blooded a-nole, but iguana get back to work. You’ll fang me later.

Maybe they don’t. Or maybe they do.

I don’t think it’s fake. The local media reported on it and it was picked up by the San Diego Union Tribune and the Telegraph UK.

“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.” - Adolf Hitler, 1935.