Well, if you really want a Nissan Patrol, your Infiniti dealer will be happy to sell you one:

I got here as quickly as I could.

It totally jumped, man.

I can just picture how awesome it’d be having a Nintendo in the car for a long road trip. The hours would just fly by, and you’d finally have almost finished that game you could never manage to beat at home. And the car hits a pothole and then...

Get that ditch some Toyotas. Ditches love Toyotas.

Looks like it’s finally time to put it in 4L!

Over 310 mph in the Freedom Units measurement system!

Jalopnik’d

Not medically possible to pop a wrist bone back in place. Not remotely like a shoulder joint which can be “popped” back in place. If a wrist bone is out of place, he would be unable to grip and would be scheduling surgery within days!

Where you park your G Wagen...

It’s a Ferrari. I’m pretty sure it’ll take care of it.

Topical? Check.

I’d still be suspicious. What if the Russians discover a Russian-speaking minority on the other side of the station?

“300 horsepower isn’t what it used to be.”

The 4DSC Maxima in my opinion has been gone since after the 2003 model...

Really... You look at one car with a boring color scheme interior and generalize every car based on it. You ignore the dozens of other American cars that really do have nice interiors. Should I base my feelings about Japanese cars interiors on the Mitsubishi Mirage?

Let's examine that claim as closely as possible with readily available data (I'm not sure it's feasible, or even possible, to be exact) that a high performance variant on the G-wagen is less polluting than a notional older passenger car which gets twice the gas mileage. Depends on the car's design (and, after all…

If you're spending the money on this thing, MPG isn't a concern to you.

Well, to be fair, she was one of the morons that got them into that position.