Ukulele is pronounced “oo-koo lay-lay.” Thank you.

Thor. Iron Man. Hulk. Captain America. What do these characters have in common? They're all superheroes. They are all interesting, multi-faceted characters. They all star in their own movies. Oh, and they're all white dudes.

And also Easter.

Here are some things that are true. Our society is set up in a way that encourages obesity, and that isn't the fault of any individual. Less healthy food is often cheaper and more convenient. The marketing of so-called "health foods" is deceptive at best. Most of our jobs require sitting for long periods of time. Some…

Think you've heard them all? These five B-sides, forgotten singles, and amazing covers will blow your mind.

For Survivor: Crosstalk. So, we're really doing this, right? The whole deal - tribes, backstabbing, voting peole off?

So it's weird logging in after not being on for a while and seeing the batch of notifications. Who are these people replying to posts I made months/years ago? Should I ungray them? Why is someone recommending a throwaway comment from before recommends existed? Also, is kinja trying to kill us again?

So, the courthouse in my hometown just started issues licenses for same sex marriage. My hometown, where they shut down every single after school club rather than allowing a gay-straight alliance student group. My town, where "queer bashing" was just part of the culture when I was a kid, where I'd get called "faggot"…

So, this old white guy was sitying two rows in front of me. Holy shit, that hat. Also, kid is an a+ photobomber, mad props. And I'm like 90% sure i was sitting next to Thomas Freidman. He was on his way to London and we had a conversation about pprivilege. Maybe I'll be in his next column!

With all due respect, are you gonna let a bunch of mangy fur-brains or wooden-headed fence sitters decide your banner? Hell no. Elections have never gotten us anywhere. Remember this dude?