Ah yes, first confusing the victims with other people, AND THEN blaming them for what probably Al Qaeda did. Good job, you America defender, you!
Spoiler: It is no longer true that he’s never waxed a car :)
Fun fact: We are big advocates of self-love here at The Glow Up. And yes, that extends to becoming an expert at achieving your own pleasure. For real, for real: If you consider yourself a grown woman (or human), self-pleasure should be well-established in your skill set.
“I live here now, but as soon as the next guy comes in I’m not living here anymore because seriously? The panhandlers outside the Metro playing drums on their buckets really disturb my morning jog, and yesterday I went into the Starbucks and they were playing ‘This Is America’ and it made me kind of uncomfortable.…
It was much easier to boycott the NFL last season than I anticipated. For one, I underestimated how much I’d enjoy having my Sundays back. Also, my NFL fandom belongs to a team with a racist name that also happens to suck more often than not, so boycotting because the NFL blackballed Colin Kaepernick was as much “Why…
The revitalizations don’t come until White people move in, then you get gardens, bus benches, more healthy food options etcetcetc. Why does a neighborhood only become better when we can’t afford to live there anymore? Why is White skin seen as more worthy of investment? Black people spend a lot of money in this…
I sometimes feel like you guys are the only people who truly understand me
I can understand Hochuli not wanting to yakkity yak a streak and waste the time of day. I hear he’ll never speak unless he has something to say.
Honestly at that point I’d have said “fuck it” and just gotten a rental to drive. The traffic would be hell, but not as hellish as sitting around in an airport for 10 hours.
You are a way more attentive viewer than I am.
Editor’s note: If you’re sick of reports on the newest member of the royal family, you should stop reading now.
If the fate of the world rested on Education Secretary Betsy DeVos’ ability to answer a question about anything from elementary-level math to what she ate for breakfast, I’d pray only that we all got at least five phone calls to tell our loved ones goodbye. If DeVos were in a mental-math Olympics against a giraffe,…
I feel like the missing aspect of this was that the kid was home-schooled. So he “graduated” Summa Cum Laude, his Mom didn’t feel like going into the store and explaining the cake situation, some innocent cake decorator just did what it said on the work order sheet, Mom Spoke To The Manager, and got an apology and a…
...and while Legolas was off saving Middle-Earth with his band of companions, his ne’er-do-well brother Bradley decided to stay at home in bumfuck Illinois and nurse a burgeoning meth addiction.
This is what people without education who are running on ignorance always fucking up shit for the rest of the world because of their dumb ass.
Weird, because it isn’t like Trump to obscure facts or display a lack of nuance in arguments. Must be an off day.
Cilantro, I hope; more probably, curly parsley.
The fact that he was never charged w/a crime & doesn’t have a criminal record makes a big difference in the arrest.
I’m not rooting for Boston. I want you to imagine what your average Celtics fan is going to be like if Brad Stevens grits his way past the Warriors. After Bill Simmons celebrates his 35th title since 2001. Think long and hard about the world you claim you want.