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How could anyone live up to the pressure to which Freddy Adu was subjected? I wish him only the best. 

A guy spent $3000 to get an Elliott signature and was pissed at Elliott because all it would have taken was $25? Dumb ass. 

Kylian is the best. Such a great person. And so young to have such awareness. (I don’t think your concern was sarcasm, but he’s guaranteed 17.5 million euros next year—and nobody deserves it more.)

Now playing

The only other candidate for GOAT has conceded the crown so that settles it.

In tennis if an opponent is having trouble with footwork, I would recommend hitting it from side to side making him run. But in reality, the only place Djokovic needed to hit the ball to win this match was inside the lines.

Electric 

This year, Wimbledon basically had an indoor final at an outdoor tournament to keep Rafa from winning his semifinal against Novak and making it into the final (if there is no precipitation, the roof should be open, period).

She just came down in the time it took to write the first email. 

“I’m not going to lecture you.” (I just hope that when you kill yourself you don’t take anyone with you.)

But Funk #49 with the James Gang, so I’ll have to give the guitarist a bit of an edge.

If you want to harm the guy, just serve him that sourdough monstrosity straight up. Two of those things would cause a stroke. 

I just bought some boneless skinless chicken breasts which were kinda pricey, but I have a little left over that I can throw in the pot since I didn’t buy any seasoning.

Back in the day, my girlfriend and I went out for a single fancy pants British beer. (She was from England.) On the ride home, I got pulled over. The cop asked me what I was drinking, and I was so flustered about the stop, I thought he was asking the name of the beer, which I couldn’t remember. Don’t ever answer “What

Although we may disagree about “the punchline” aspect, I appreciate the courtesy from you of reading the post before commenting. I think what separates The Root from most sites is the civility shown by the regulars.

Then you would have lost the bet. I’m surprised that someone who links so many articles as you do would judge one by its’ title. 

Stick save and a good one. 

Easily. Except for some shady punctuation and “further more”, this post is far too intelligible to come from Trump.

Thanks for that. Going to install as soon as I’m done at work. And definitely going to take advantage of Apple battery replacement.

One day before Daniel Cormier fought Stipe Miocic