Kane Kounty Kubs does have a certain ring to it, plus the Ricketts can reuse some of their existing monogrammed bed linens. 

“nobody wants to hear that.”

It certainly doesn’t serve fans of small-budget teams, because if the Red Sox step back, that just opens things up for the Dodgers or Yankees or Nationals or some other team with a $200 million payroll.

I bet it would be a better deal if it was just between the Mets and Marlins. If only the Mets had a prospect they could throw in to sweeten the deal. Someone with ties to Florida who could come in and be a savior for that team.

Jason gets in trouble the top gets damaged or broken after failing to heed the warning. It probably wouldn’t be as bad for Jalop-GM relations as crashing a V6 on a street course...

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

That clock sure got yeeted, amirite?

The fact that an organization that has an anti-trust exemption is allowed to have lobbyists or make political donations is a fucking travesty.

It seemed silly to me to sacrifice performance in dry, cold weather (90% of my winter driving), for better performance in the snow (10% of my winter driving).

Molly is a woman and a hell of a racer. She won the national title in 2016.

Weird - American law enforcement is usually so restrained.

“we didn’t know”

Did you somehow draw national attention to systemic racism this week?

The Mariners’ press release about her hiring (and LinkedIn) says she earned “three post-doctorates” from the UCSD School of Medicine.  A conference bio suggests that these were post-doc positions.

I think tone is important here and something not easily conveyed in text so I wouldn’t read so much into it, especially since the brunt of her joke weren’t the people that overreacted to it.

Yeah, if I remember I had to do that or verify using a debit card tied to my address, similar to their NCOA list.

Make sure your friend has their Poker Face on when you guys try it

I thought their job was to draw smiley faces on the receipts for the kids while leering at their moms. It beats sitting in a retirement community watching two 90 year olds yell in each others ears about the flavor choices of the pudding today.

I’d move Cincy to the NL North, Pittsburgh to the NL east, and DC to the NL south.  

Portland is insufferable enough. Give them a Quidditch team instead.