Unless it was necessary

I've seen worse. The thing that was freaking me out was that HE DIDNT WASH THE FUCKING TWEEZERS. There was obviously gunk on it from previous extraction attempts. Ugh ugh ugh.

Annie: Ah well, you shouldn't be eating bacon anyway, should you — you're Jewish.

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

I'm less concerned about the tasteful sideboob nipples, and more concerned about why the fuck her arms are so tiny.

Obama - you do all this shit I can't possible agree with on a moral level, and yet I still fucking like you. Why am I wooed by your good looks and symbolic gestures?? I thought I was a stronger woman than that. I give in. #obama4eva

Never ever ever ever ever

That video with him drinking all that fucking water will never not be funny. Just timeless.

I'm so ashamed... and so relaxed.

It even looks like it was something approaching good advice (even if accidentally), since a breakup and murder-suicide are not even on the same order of tragedy. Not saying this would never have happened if Hayes had left Moseley, but it's just, I wish with all my heart that this were a breakup story, not this awful…

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

My three year old upon seeing this, "I WANT ONE THOSE COWS!"

worst of all... NO Jeff Goldblum!!

But Rita Ora is a professional Rihanna lookalike.

the only possible scenario of a 13-minute jury deliberation.

What the fuck is this shit:

This is a must-read for anyone interested in civil forfeiture: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/…

Hi, so, if you ever want to propose to me, it now officially, MUST include penguins. Now that I know that's on the table, I'm refusing anything else.