I dunno man, I’m stoked for the “Shartords” remake. After the disaster that was “Shartords 2: Shart Boogaloo”

This guy really missed his true calling as Trump’s Vice Presidential candidate. He has all the requisite personality traits, constantly appears to be greasy for indeterminable reasons, and tweets incomprehensible bullshit. Truly it could have been a love story for the ages, one greater even than Putin.

>Wake me up when the government actually realize that GUNS are the problem.

I like to picture him in a tattered suit living under a bridge in Florida, clutching at his shredded law degree, and calling it his “precious” like a disgraced legal Gollum

Sounds like the next Fallout title will ONLY consist of the wall-building mechanics from 4. With Marcy Long repeating Nancy Regan quotes on a loop.

In response to the meeting, Bethesda is proud to produce (in lieu of developing any new titles) Skyrim: Keurig Edition.

“Special” forces.

Although since these are unmanned walls in largely desolate places, I’d imagine it wouldn’t be at all hard to blast a segment down largely unnoticed if you’re one of the folks who traffic in.. trafficking I guess.

Plus I mean... have these dinguses even looked at the prison system ever? The entire concept is essentially founded on “big beautiful walls, fantastic”.

It’s a pretty creepy game, if you get weirded out easily it might be a bit of a struggle at times. I personally enjoyed it, I don’t really seek out “horror” as a specific genre I target for play but have played most of the Resident Evil titles.

I grew up in a rural area and had two neighbors that hunted (rifle and crossbow) and am not inherently opposed to (properly educated, trained) people owning (properly registered and stored) firearms... but he’s actually factually correct.

As a child of the 80s, this is the single most accurate depiction of the DARE program I can possibly imagine.

“I always wonder, do folks like these believe their own bullshit for even a moment in their heart of hearts?”

Yea pretty much this. The ratings system is largely there so that parents can police their offspring’s buying habits, as can any retailer who chooses to adhere to the rating guidelines voluntarily.

After the military widow fiasco I would assume it was just the sentence “Don’t say ‘they knew what they signed up for when they went to class’” repeated over and over on 10 index cards.

Right, because it’s the Vidjagames causing a “Culture of Death”. Not the fact that in this country you can gun down a building full of five year olds in Connecticut and still have it be considered perfectly acceptable that the NRA is able to buy Congress. Not the fact that we have a president that mocks the disabled…

Definitely fair, though there’s something to be said for the fact that language colloquially evolves over time and often results in words being used to convey entirely different commonly understood meanings than what their original intent entailed. “Gay” for example is far less commonly recognized to describe an…

Plus as the article mentioned, there are legitimate reasons (especially with older games and physical media) why someone would feel they “Already bought it”.

I thought all of SR 2 and parts of 3 were quite good, it just delved too far into ridiculousness to be taken seriously at all after a point. The fact that the core meat of the story content was so short and the game’s attempts at padding that with a torrent of mediocre minigame diversions didn’t help either. It had…

My guess is he’ll finish the other two before Zidane succeeds at stealing anything.